EXCEL finance

Something about us

Once upon a time, in the dimly lit corner of a 9-5 office, there sat Bob. Bob wasn’t your typical office worker. He wasn’t known for water cooler chat about last night's game or TV show. No. Bob was known for one thing: EXCEL.

From sunrise to sunset, Bob’s life was formulas, pivot tables, and macros. VLOOKUP? Child's play. Nested IF statements? Breakfast! His colleagues even joked that Bob had spreadsheet dreams and drank coffee filtered through Excel filters. It was said that when Bob sneezed, cells A1 through Z100 got automatically formatted.

One day, while inputting his 10,000th data point of the day, a flash of inspiration struck Bob. He thought, ""What if... what if there was a way to combine my undying love for Excel with the explosive world of cryptocurrency?""

Enter $EXCEL. Not just any token, but the meme-iest token of them all. A token as meme-y as a #VALUE! error on a Monday morning, and as trolly as a circular reference in a financial model due the same day.

$EXCEL is unique. The contract has special feature that might get you as hooked as Bob is to Excel: after every sell, it adds liquidity. Because why not? If Bob can add conditional formatting to every cell, then why shouldn't this token have its own fun feature?

Your bag literally converts in ever-growing pile of spreadsheets.

Ready for some office banter with a crypto twist? Dive into the fun with $EXCEL, the ultimate office meme token.

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